Illinois Criminal Has ‘Glorious Hair’ But He’s Clumsy and Dumb
An Illinois man tried to rob an Oak Park, Illinois Walgreen's location, and man did he have some "potentially glorious" hair. OakPark
This guy "could" have got away with this if we wasn't so clumsy! Our criminal entered a Walgreen's and started stuffing can after can after can of HAIRSPRAY into his jacket. What in the world would one guy do with so much hairspray? Was he having a "salon party," is that even a thing...Did I just make that up? I'm at a loss on this one.
Anyway, when Fabio tucked all the cans of hairspray into his jacket and tried to leave the store, cans started falling out and hitting the floor. That's not loud and obvious at all! "Tink, tink, TINK!!!"
When the store manager approached him about trying to steal the hairspray, MORE fell out of his jacket! This is when our "hairspray bandit" decided to make a run for it! He took off out of the store and hopped into a dark blue 1992 Toyota Corolla. He was heading to his "Salon Party" empty handed!
The store reportedly doesn't "count" the cans when they stock the shelves, so this Oak Park Walgreen's location is unaware of exactly how many hairspray cans were stolen.
It doesn't say in this story what type of coat our friend was wearing, but I see this as a long overcoat...Your standard "my dad used to wear this to work" type overcoat, that became cool to wear with anything in the 1990's.