world's fastest

The dreaded traffic ticket. Many of us have been on the receiving end of one (or several), even though we had lots of really great excuses, and there were plenty of maniacs out there driving a lot faster than we were, and, and....tell it to the judge.

The cheetah probably has no idea what just hit it. Used to the praise and admiration that has long been part of it's resume, the cheetah has been relegated to also-ran status. The cheetah's title of "Fastest Land Animal" has been taken by a speedy upstart who happens to be a bit on the small side...