watermelon

Everyone understands the weird smells that can permeate a home. Most are expected, but if you ever smell cucumbers and don't have any out where that would make sense, that's a good reason to panic especially in Missouri. I'll explain.

Actually, you can use this anytime you find yourself attending a get-together that requires you to bring a dish to pass (and you can find watermelon that's actually edible). I'd love to tell you that I've done this myself, and that it couldn't be easier...

Another side-effect of our video technological progress has got to be the proliferation of internet "scientists." Don't get me wrong, there are lots of real scientists out there posting things online, but...there are more than a few goofballs with hi-def recording devices at their disposal...