goofy fun

Just like back in the days of witches in Salem, frightened townsfolk in McLean were looking for a scapegoat--and they found one.

In the interests of full disclosure, I have been fishing a total of 3 times. Once, when I was a kid, I badgered my dad into taking me out fishing. We caught, together, a grand total of zero fish, but at least it rained all day, and we got a flat tire coming home.