freak outs

Much like divers in a shark cage who can take some comfort in knowing that sharks can't open cage doors, these folks, visiting a wildlife refuge in South Africa, figured they were completely safe. I mean, c'mon, lions don't have opposable thumbs...

I've often thought the most dangerous place to be in my home is anywhere near my daughter Molly should there happen to be a spider near by. The spider could have enough venom to kill a dozen men and a circus elephant, yet you'd still wind up being trampled to death by my retreating offspring...