I know what you're saying. "Gosh, where can I go to get my hair lit on fire and then cut with a sword?"

You're probably one of those "old-school" people when it comes to getting your hair cut and styled. You go to a place where they use old-timey things like scissors, combs and brushes, or maybe a razor. Worst of all, you leave the salon without ever knowing what a burning head of hair actually smells like. I'd be willing to bet the last time you saw a sword was during a binge-watching session of "Game of Thrones."

Well, save your pennies for a trip to Madrid, Spain. That's where you'll find the salon of Alberto Olmedo, the man who's showing women (one smoking head after another) what they've been missing all these years.

I shouldn't have to warn you, but...please don't try this at home. This man is a highly-trained (and compensated) fire-and-sword stylist:

I know. Now you really, really want to have your hair cut and styled with fire, am I right? If so, I've got great news! There's a barbershop in Mokena, Illinois, where Tony Dina, Jr. will show you that fire beats scissors. He doesn't use a sword, though.