I've often thought the most dangerous place to be in my home is anywhere near my daughter Molly should there happen to be a spider near by. The spider could have enough venom to kill a dozen men and a circus elephant, yet you'd still wind up being trampled to death by my retreating offspring.

I can only imagine how entertaining this newscast would have been had my daughter been anchoring instead of this seemingly oblivious British news presenter:

Then there's this meteorologist who wasn't quite as cool:

But, here's my all-time favorite:

Gotta go home now and check for creepy-crawlies.

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