The most famous woman in America can now add "video music star" to her already illustrious résumé.

Loyola's most beloved fan and inspiration, Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt BVM, the chaplain of the Loyola Chicago men’s basketball team since 1994, has captured the attention of the nation--in a big way.

Okay, so it's 2018, and you can't be across-the-board famous without a music video of some sort, right?

The folks over at TheRinger have solved that problem with an offering that they set to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean:"

No word as of yet on whether or not Sister Jean will be touring this summer.