Meet Bill the dog. Bill's owner is Ted, and according to Ted, he and Bill have excellent adventures. You can tell from that statement alone that Ted is the kind of guy who would put boots on his dog.

Don't get me wrong, Ted got Bill the boots for a very good reason. Bill got his paws full of thorns recently, when he and Ted went out for a walk in the desert to observe the recent Blood Moon. Ted didn't want his dog to suffer like that again, and since they take lots of hikes together, Ted decided to get Bill some doggy hiking boots to protect his paws.

Ted claims that Bill has gotten used to, and even likes wearing his new boots, but, as you'll see, things were hilariously awkward for Bill at first:

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