An All-Time Mullet Showed Up To A Cubs Game
Every mullet is special. Some mullets are more special than others.
This one is VERY special. The length. The feathering. The shaved sides. It's perfect.
I don't want to get ahead of myself but it may belong on the Mt. Rushmore of mullets alongside Billy Ray Cyrus, Kid Rock, and late 90's Jarmir Jagr (look it up.)
More importantly, what does this mean for the Cubs? I'm treating this as the anti-goat. Nothing but good luck for the Cubs here on out. If I'm Theo Epstein, I reach out to this guy and give him season tickets on the spot. We NEED him in the crowd.
It's not every day that you see a unicorn like that in public. It must be celebrated.