I had to triple check to make sure this wasn't from The Onion. 

I'm not one to speak in hyperbole but this has to be on the Mt. Rushmore of dumb corporate decisions.

Aldi has issued a recall on a bag of nuts because it forgot to include nuts as an ingredient on its bag.

This is where we are folks. While I can sympathize (or is it empathize? Goes to MerriamWebster.com. Sticking with sympathize) with those with nut allergies, this one has to fall on the consumer.

It's a bag of nuts people. There's going to be nuts in it.

Hopefully, we as a society can bounce back from this one before you have to put lactose warnings on all jugs of milk.