It's very possible you have broken at least one of these laws before.

I don't care how wonderful and law-abiding you may think you are, but there are more laws out there than you can even imagine.

Illinois is full of dumb laws which are all nicely listed at DumbLaws.com.

So you may have only broken the first or second law on this list. The rest are just plain, well, dumb.

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1. In Illinois, it is illegal to hang things from your rear view mirror. Oops, I currently have an air freshener hanging from mine. Welp, I've already broken one law.

2. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. I just counted the change in my purse, I've only got seventy five cents.

3. In Freeport, you must move your car back and forth everyday for 4 months out of the year regardless of weather conditions. Now why is this a law? Maybe there is a good reason but my brain can't seem to compute that.

4. Kirkland is my kind of place to be. Bees aren't allowed to fly over the village or through any of the village's streets. That's incredible. How exactly do they regulate the bee flying population there?

5. In case you need to be reminded, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a corpse in Illinois. Laugh if you want, but remember laws are put in place because someone actually has done it before. You can see the entire law from the Illinois General Assembly here.

6. Almost all of us in Illinois believe you can not drink alcoholic beverages until you are 21 years or older. That is not true! Persons under the age of 21 can drink alcoholic beverages if it is in part of a culinary program. I'm serious! You can see the entire law from the Illinois General Assembly here.

7. Chicago really makes me wonder what exactly happened in order for this law to come into fruition. Apparently, it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. Well, that's interesting.

 

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